Trump Oil: Forget the Phone or Crypto—This Is What the Donald Should Really Be Selling By Creatix Posted June 19, 2025 Forget “Trump Coin.” Forget the rumored “Trump Phone.” Those are small potatoes. If Donald Trump wants to print money, and unleash the next cultural juggernaut all in one shot, he needs to go full Snake Oil Salesman and sell a health supplement. That’s right. Not an app, not an airline, not a new hotel in Gaza. What Trump really needs is his own bottle of branded longevity juice : Trump Oil™ – The Secret to Staying YUGE. ๐งช The Formula: Pure Patriot DNA in a Bottle Trump is 79, barely sleeps, eats cheeseburgers like vitamins, drinks diet Coke like his followers drink Bud Light, and still has more stage energy than most 35-year-olds. Whether it's genetics, spite, or a pact with the devil, our Orange King has it all. Plus a solid marriage. Now imagine this: “I’m not only the best president in history, but also the healthiest. Tremendous stamina. Doctors are ...
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